This Ones For All The Ladies

The anti-fun pro political correctness and using political power for enjoyment crowd strikes again:

[Gainesville] is getting ready to put the kibosh on ladies’ night specials and will be notifying the 115 bars and restaurants in the city limits in the next few days that they will no longer be able to give discounts based [...]

Funniest paragraph I read today

When I first started tracking my spending, for example, I discovered that 70% of it was going towards eating out. In one final move of disgust, I wanted to kill myself by buying a bag of cheetos and stuffing every single morsel in my mouth at once. I would then ask Alanis Morrisette to give [...]