[Gainesville] is getting ready to put the kibosh on ladies’ night specials and will be notifying the 115 bars and restaurants in the city limits in the next few days that they will no longer be able to give discounts based on gender.

via Ladies’ nights no longer allowed to curb alcohol abuse and discrimination | Gainesville.com.

Fortunately, there is an easy solution.  Dress night, where everyone wearing a dress drinks free.  Yes, there will doubtless be men who boldy dress up for free drinks, but that really only adds to the fun and the spectacle.  Meanwhile, you will be attracting ladies dressed to impress, and a mass of men not wearing dresses will follow.

Tell your bar owning friends!

ps.  If one of them runs with the idea, can I get some credit (eg. Joel’s Dress for Success Night)?

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When I first started tracking my spending, for example, I discovered that 70% of it was going towards eating out. In one final move of disgust, I wanted to kill myself by buying a bag of cheetos and stuffing every single morsel in my mouth at once. I would then ask Alanis Morrisette to give my eulogy, during which time she would learn the actual meaning of irony.

Via IWillTeachYouToBeRich

Alanis does need a in lesson in irony (unless the ironic part is that the song is not ironic… but now my head hurts).  Oh, and the article is pretty insightful too.

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